Sunday, August 30, 2026

Sunday Morning Friday Fill-ins

 



  • Everybody loves me, but do not worry, I do not have a big head or anything. I have the same normal-sized head holding a big giant brain.
  • When people come into my house, they realize that I peed on a pad in the bathroom and had some strong urine. Also, the pad is right next to the toilet bowlt, and sometimes there are spots on the pad that are not mine. If I ever catch the culprit peeing on my pad, they will have to pay. Five kibbles a spot or a single kilo.
  • I think bitches the name for female dogs should be changed to lolipops because we are small, sweet and after a licking can keep on ticking
  • Project 2025  was so bad I could not finish it. No characters, no plot, no pictures, just a bunch of gobbledygook. My gosh, if you cannot write a book, what good is it?

23 comments:

  1. Thank you for the smiles. Happy September to you. Thank you for telling us about the book. I will give that a miss.

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  2. Agree with you about the name of female dog :-)

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  3. Good ones, Ruby, and who would have the nerve to pee on YOUR pad!

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  4. Ruby, if you can spare a tiny bit of your big giant brain, which we truly believe you have, can you please ship to: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. EXPRESS: occupant there desperately in need of some functioning cerebral cells. And if you're up to a trip to same location, go pee all over his house. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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  5. Ruby rose, we know you definitely have a big brain and a big heart in a small compact body. Lollipop sounds like a very good name to give all girl puppies.

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  6. mdrrrrrr Charlie Chaplin hihihiihiiiii c ' est vrai
    je te souhaite un bon Week end gros bisous Annie & Boni 😸

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  7. Cleverly written. Well done and thanks for the smile.

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  8. How dare someone else use your pee pad, Ruby?

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  9. Jajaja, feliz domingo. Saludos desde España

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  10. Who in the world dares to use your pee pad! Bite them!

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  11. You DO have a giant brain! That is not in size, it is in cleverness and smarts!! You are so funny and witty!

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  12. WAIT! Stop the presses, hold everything!! The last anonymous comment was me, Ginny! From Let Your Light Shine. sometimes blogger makes my comments anonymous, it is so frustrating!

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  13. Yikes, so now my first comment was anonymous, but the second one says my name! OY!

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  14. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. Glad your head is not swollen. XO

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  15. Java Bean: "Ayyy, maybe that Project 2025 book belongs on the Did Not FInish shelf ... We can hope!"

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  16. Those are fun fill-in answers sweet Ruby!

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  17. Uy que divertido. Te mando un beso.

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  18. I'm sure you'll catch the pee pad culprit. Just keep at it.

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  19. Good and beautiful week, in harmony for all Rose *,~`)
    Beijinhos.

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