Thursday, June 15, 2023

Poetry Thursday


Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.

Leo was the proudest cat in the jungle

Most of all he was proud of his mungle

Just as Seth liked to show off his son Enos

Leo liked to hang around exhibiting his penis.

He hung in a tree

Just as free as could be

As soon as in the east rose the dawn sun

Leo was exposing his giant Johnson

Word still spread of the lion well endowed

Animals came from all over to be wowed

Even remarked the great King Kong

“Did you see the lion with the huge dong?”

The truth was that Leo was an amiable guy

But was quite shy

While there were many girls in the Pride

Leo was too bashful to ask one to be his bride.

One day Samantha came walking through

She looked at Leo and said “How are you?”

And he knew she was the one he wanted by his side

And not just because she had a vagina quite wide

It was arranged for them to go on a date

And leave their love up to fate

They went to see Shakespeare performed by chimps

And remarked that Friar Laurence was nothing but a pimp

Leo brought her back to his den

And he was shocked when Samantha said then

In a tone that hit Leo like a brick

“That thing hanging down is your tail not your dick”


  1. Oh dear, poor Leo. Not the first ever male to be deluded about the size of his key attribute...

  2. the de-tails are important too.. hahahahahahahaha

  3. The lion photo this week was one of my favorite. So many wonderful poems...Leo was quite an inspiration
    Hugs cecilia

  4. HA! Yep, that's the long and the short of it!

  5. King Dong. Oops, I stole that term from the "Luna" trilogy by Ian McDonald.


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