Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Beat This Caption


I farted in the Bachelorette's face and I still got a rose.  I can't change.  I am a chick magnet.  

7 comments:

  1. Don't forget to stop and smell the roses - I brought one just for you!

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  2. I got hungry and ate the other 11.

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  3. hahahaha I wish that would be real... the perfect statement to that show...

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  4. Someone should have told me about the thorns!

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  5. No matter what anyone says, roses don't taste like chicken.

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  6. Here's the flower you ordered, lady. Sorry about the slobber.

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