I farted in the Bachelorette's face and I still got a rose. I can't change. I am a chick magnet.
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As many of you know our long time nemesis Michael Vick was allowed to get a dog. I don’t want to anger anyone but I don’t see the problem...
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Are you a trip hazard? Have your parents ever tripped over you? How often? Did anyone get injured
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My parents had a cookout to go to on the Fourth of July, one that I was neither invited to nor barred from. My participation was fully at...
Don't forget to stop and smell the roses - I brought one just for you!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
I got hungry and ate the other 11.
ReplyDeletehahahaha I wish that would be real... the perfect statement to that show...
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have told me about the thorns!
ReplyDeleteBOL!!!
ReplyDeleteNo matter what anyone says, roses don't taste like chicken.
ReplyDeleteHere's the flower you ordered, lady. Sorry about the slobber.
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