Tuesday, March 20, 2012

The Tanner Brigade Drinking Game

Our blogs is growing in popularity but Pocket, my marketing representative ,has told me that we are not attracting the all important 18-24 group. Pocket has done intensive research on this group and she has found they are interested in two activities: Getting drunk and falling down. To capture this all important group we introduce the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game. For the uninitiated a drinking game is when you take a drink when something happens during a movie. For example in Marley and Me you drink whenever someone says Marly.

In the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game you take a drink when the following happens:

When Hattie Mae poses in a new fashion: Take a drink.

When Hobo Hudson has problems with his work force: Take a drink.

When Sandy, Nikki and Maggie get visited by their neighboring dog: Take a drink.

When Romey’s Mom beats his Dad at bowling: Take a drink.

When Copernicus gets to go somewhere none of us would be allowed: Take a drink.

When Molly Mayhem runs away or destroys a piece of furniture: Take a drink.

When Pokey and Maggie’s Mom needs an operation on an appendage: Take a drink.

When Baarney or Cali take a drink: Take a drink and buy one for Baarny and CaIi.

When Pocket drinks and pees on the floor: Take a drink and pee on the floor.

When Lou ee posts a funny picture of video: Take a drink and eat popcorn.

When Lily, Moe, Scooter, Jack, Jill or Clementine and the Girls wear a hat: Take a drink.

When Chelsea complains about Ashton: Take a drink and kiss a sibling.

When Chappy performs a command on cue: Take a drink and sit.

When Brody steals food from Blake: Take a drink and have a Cheerio.

When Blazer brings great food to a party: Take a drink and dive into the food.

When Smoochy balls change color: Take a drink and after four hours call your Doctor.

When Shiloh goes to Sonic: Take a drink and have a burger.

When Shiloh’s Space suggests a nice idea for another dog: Take a drink and look to the stars.

When Koli and Feli leave us a confusing clue: Take a drink it might help.

When sweet Shadow goes on a car ride: Take a drink but don’t drive.

When Lilykins leaves a funny comment: Take a drink. The more you drink the funnier her comments are.

When Zoe Boe does a Hump Day Funny: Send her a drink because we need more Hump Day funnies.

When Benjamin and Butkus tussle: Take a drink then call 911.

When Reba, Dodger and Logan’s Mom runs a mile: Take a drink and rest.

When Leo leave a George Clooney quality picture on the photo page: Take a drink and sigh (girls only)

When Mollie finds a new spot in the sun room: Take a drink and fall down in the sun.

When Paco has no idea what reference I have made: Take a drink and pretend you know what I’m talking about.

When Pintus and Rain survive and earthquake: Take a drink and pray.

When Crystal wins a fashion show and goes on a dog walk: Take a drink and dress up.

When Scooter and Molly speak to their Mom through a puppy communicator have them ask for drinks for all of us.


  1. That's pretty funny! I'm almost 14 does that count? Oh, you meant 18-24 in human years!

    Your pal, Pip

  2. I'm pretty sure you're passed out by now, so I'll just say woof.

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