Our blogs is growing in popularity but Pocket, my marketing representative ,has told me that we are not attracting the all important 18-24 group. Pocket has done intensive research on this group and she has found they are interested in two activities: Getting drunk and falling down. To capture this all important group we introduce the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game. For the uninitiated a drinking game is when you take a drink when something happens during a movie. For example in Marley and Me you drink whenever someone says Marly.
In the Tanner Brigade Drinking Game you take a drink when the following happens:
When Hattie Mae poses in a new fashion: Take a drink.
When Hobo Hudson has problems with his work force: Take a drink.
When Sandy, Nikki and Maggie get visited by their neighboring dog: Take a drink.
When Romey’s Mom beats his Dad at bowling: Take a drink.
When Copernicus gets to go somewhere none of us would be allowed: Take a drink.
When Molly Mayhem runs away or destroys a piece of furniture: Take a drink.
When Pokey and Maggie’s Mom needs an operation on an appendage: Take a drink.
When Baarney or Cali take a drink: Take a drink and buy one for Baarny and CaIi.
When Pocket drinks and pees on the floor: Take a drink and pee on the floor.
When Lou ee posts a funny picture of video: Take a drink and eat popcorn.
When Lily, Moe, Scooter, Jack, Jill or Clementine and the Girls wear a hat: Take a drink.
When Chelsea complains about Ashton: Take a drink and kiss a sibling.
When Chappy performs a command on cue: Take a drink and sit.
When Brody steals food from Blake: Take a drink and have a Cheerio.
When Blazer brings great food to a party: Take a drink and dive into the food.
When Smoochy balls change color: Take a drink and after four hours call your Doctor.
When Shiloh goes to Sonic: Take a drink and have a burger.
When Shiloh’s Space suggests a nice idea for another dog: Take a drink and look to the stars.
When Koli and Feli leave us a confusing clue: Take a drink it might help.
When sweet Shadow goes on a car ride: Take a drink but don’t drive.
When Lilykins leaves a funny comment: Take a drink. The more you drink the funnier her comments are.
When Zoe Boe does a Hump Day Funny: Send her a drink because we need more Hump Day funnies.
When Benjamin and Butkus tussle: Take a drink then call 911.
When Reba, Dodger and Logan’s Mom runs a mile: Take a drink and rest.
When Leo leave a George Clooney quality picture on the photo page: Take a drink and sigh (girls only)
When Mollie finds a new spot in the sun room: Take a drink and fall down in the sun.
When Paco has no idea what reference I have made: Take a drink and pretend you know what I’m talking about.
When Pintus and Rain survive and earthquake: Take a drink and pray.
When Crystal wins a fashion show and goes on a dog walk: Take a drink and dress up.
When Scooter and Molly speak to their Mom through a puppy communicator have them ask for drinks for all of us.