River Song's Tax Return

It is that time of year again:  Tax time.  I hate doing my taxes but I don’t want to get in trouble with the government.  This year I decided to do the taxes myself and not go to H&R Bark.  Hopefully I have kept all my receipts and won’t get audited.  I am asking my friends to please review my return and let me know if I have done anything wrong.  Thank you.

For Tax Purposes Only

Last Name:  Song     

First Name:  River

Address:  Mom’s lap or bed.

Filing Status:  Unwilling

Dependents:  Mom.  Dad.  Pocket Dog

Income:

Kibbles:        63,145 kibbles

Treats:            2,190.00 treats

Banana slices        670.00

Apples slices          715.00

Carrot pieces         112.00

Cheese:                    51 slices

Turkey                     20 pounds

Chicken                 6 pounds

Belly rubs        937

Head scratches    1,719

Walks            289

Kisses            16,380

Hugs            14,212

Stuffies        36

Total amount        100,492

Adjusted Gross Income

Licks given        27,375

Smiles caused by    2,190

Laughs caused by     1,104

Snuggle hours        2,655

Health care expense    2,100

Day care expense    0.

Crate Improvement    38.00

Stuffie Insurance    100.00

Poop bags        57.00

Dental care        98.00

Training class loan    150.00

Total deductions          35,867

Total taxable income    64,625

Income tax withheld    0.00

Amount dogs are

Taxed according to

State of Fl v Hobo

Hudson        %0.00

Taxes owed        0.00

Well thank the Big Guy and Hobo Hudson that I don’t owe anything.  I have no spare kibbles except for the couple I keep hidden in my beard and a couple I leave in my gullet to regurgitate.  

I wish everyone else the same good result with their tax return as I had with mine