Sunday, July 10, 2022

The 14 Hour Pee Break

 


 

Howdy mobsters! I planned to hit all the blogs tonight, but I decided to have fun instead and gave my parents a proper scare. What did I do? Nothing, honest. It is what I didn’t do: Pee. I went from 8:30 in the morning to 10:30 at night without a drop coming out, and for some reason, it freaked my parents out. 

 First, I like going outside. The sun is warm, the grass tickles my feet, and there are some great smells. But, I have no idea what I am doing out there. I am told, “Go Tee pee,” but I can’t build one of those, and “go Potty,” which I thought meant potty mouth, so I swore at them, but apparently, they wanted me to pee. My old house had a doggy door and a little area to pee. I have never peed on a leash before.

  I have been going on the pads, but I go when I feel like it, and apparently, 14 hours was too much for my parents to bear, and they kept taking me out or putting me on the pad and begged me to pee. After I had broken them, I peed on the pad. They could see my former mom, and she said it was normal for dogs in new homes to take a long time before they usually pee. Truthfully, I am just asserting my role as the baby boss!

17 comments:

  1. Ruby Rose! You definitely have your Peeps wrapped around your paws. Keep up the good work! Drink more water and pee a little more often, I see treats in your future for good behavior (at least that happens around here_. Purrs Marv

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  2. BOL, good job asserting yourself as Top Dog!

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  3. Hi Ruby Rose,
    Great job in keeping your new peeps on their toes. Believe me (as one who has been there recently) you can try the same stunt with the poops too. It's most entertaining..
    Toodle-oo!
    Nobby.

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  4. wow you are a super clever girl.... we love how you do da job as da beloved pup LOL

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  5. Is it possible this is merely attention-getting-method No. 1 ... from the puppy manual? Pawrents have a lot to learn, don't they?

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  6. Good Job Ruby! 😂 Mom is having the same problem with Shadow who has no idea what "go potty" means! So he goes when he needs to go. He thinks potty walks are for eating deer poop!
    Golden Kisses from the Bridge, Angel Enzo

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  7. Never too early to show 'em who's boss!

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  8. Well, we know who is boss already!!!!

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  9. If so...here we go again:
    Welcome Ruby Rose! You are the cutest sweetie ever!!
    Making hurting hearts to feel better and to smile is the best thing, don't worry about the pee pee stuff...you'll do fine...we hope!

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  10. I'm sure you and your humans will work out a potty schedule … eventually.

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  11. Ruby Rose, that was a funny but scary trick you played on your parents. But if you did it overnight, we bet they would be very happy. A fully trained puppy!!!

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  12. That had to be scary for your parents.

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  13. Good job, Ruby Rose. But we have the feeling you already ARE the boss, BOL! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia

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  14. Way to go, peeMail only gets delivered when you say so!

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  15. First rule of breaking in new peeps... Keep them guessing! Well done, little one.

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