Once again, Angel Sammys and Teddys Pawetaton have provided us with a photo for Poetry Thursday.
Kiwi was depressed
Doctors said the sweet Panda was stressed
They said, "He is carrying his pain in his chest
And we prescribed for him lots of rest."
But that didn't seem to do the trick
And they needed something real quick
Because Kiwi was getting sick
And the zoo would lose patrons and go broke, according to the arithmetic
A doctor announced what he needed was a friend
But putting him with another panda had previously produced bed-end
The other Panda he did send
In-flight around the bend
They decided to try other animals, as Kiwi's pal
There was a kitty who told Kiwi to call him Al
And got thrown into the horses' corral
And Fluffy the dog was thrown into a different local.
Then, one of the experts suggested a toy
Which can often bring sad souls joy
And searching for something he couldn't destroy
They gave him a wooden pony so he could play cowboy
On a day Kiwi was exceptionally grumping
The toy pony at first caused Kiwi to start jumping
Then they started dancing and krumping
Then jumped on the pony and began humping
At first, the zoo owners were upset
But the appetites of the attendees he did whet
And from the humpings onset
Profits rose one hundred percent
Sometimes, you have to give people what they want
Even if it's something that no one should flaunt
But for people in the city looking for a Sunday jaunt
They could do worse than a Panda humping a toy pony like he's a sexual savant.