Monday, February 24, 2025

Monday Question

 We all fart. It is the only way to keep from exploding.

Tell me about your farts?

How often?

Loud or silent but deadly? 

How bad is the smell?

Also, when searching the Internet for a farting dog picture I got a lot of pictures of women fingering their va-jay--jay

Is farting dog a sex term?

What else about pets would be a good sex term?


I am the least farting of all Mom's dogs.
I am quiet when I fart.
Considering I do in infrequently I can stink up a room.
I think anal gland scoot would be l nn  


11 comments:

  1. da nelly is a big farter.. he can empty a hall with 100 people or more in a second..

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  2. Millie is the biggest emitter of gas in our house. She does noisy toots and SBD's and can clear a room in minutes.

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  3. de gurl hada bull dawg that could kleer de room...... hiz fartz stinked sew bad !!!! YEOW :) ♥

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  4. Believe it or not, we aren't big farters...every now and and then we have little stinky toots tho!
    xoxo,
    Rosy & Sunny

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  5. I like to silently let one out every now and again☺

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  6. OMDs Ruby Rose... a lady never tells tales on her tail
    Hugs cecilia

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  7. Our Angel Little Bit only farted loud enough for us to hear it and it scared her to pieces. Of course we laughed and laughed. Our kitties we've not heard. We had a friend that had a pup that farted all the time. Oh the stink.

    Have a woof woof day and week, Ruby Rose. My best to your mom. ♥

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  8. None of them ever fess up to being the culprit here!

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  9. Cats don't normally do this unless they are sick. :)

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  10. Chia: Xena lets out a high squeaky fart. She looks back like something's after her and then runs cause it scared her. BOL!! (I never fart *paws crossed*)

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  11. Chaplin: "Nobody here is particularly farty these days, but boy, did Dennis tell us stories about our brother Tucker who we never met ..."

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Monday Question

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