Thursday, February 6, 2025

Poetry Thursday



This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats








Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy

And they were each assigned duties that were not gnarly

But now they live with me in a hospice

My name is Charlie


There is Sabrina, the smartest at 102

She used to do jujitsu, karate and defeat any attacker with ease

Now it takes her four cups of coffee

Just to cut the cheese


Then there is Jill the sexy one

Every man dreamed of taking her to their place

But she was one step ahead always getting her man

Now her breasts hang down to her waist


Kelly was brave, always putting her life on the line

She escaped so many traps her lives were much more than nine

Some say her mind was slipping no longer sharp

But her confusion came from her habit of drinking four bottles of wine


They still wear their bikinis, swim suit, and short dresses

They strap on their high heels and strut down the hall

They still act like the did in their twenties

Except for when they break their hip in a high heel caused fall


They still can’t help but flirt

And use their feminine wiles

But their seduction is not appreciated

As they uncomfortably move trying to ease their piles


They were once young, brave, and strong

They got by using their wits

Now they are a constant cause of complaint

When they flash the lunch staff their tits









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Poetry Thursday

This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy And they...