This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats
Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy
And they were each assigned duties that were not gnarly
But now they live with me in a hospice
My name is Charlie
There is Sabrina, the smartest at 102
She used to do jujitsu, karate and defeat any attacker with ease
Now it takes her four cups of coffee
Just to cut the cheese
Then there is Jill the sexy one
Every man dreamed of taking her to their place
But she was one step ahead always getting her man
Now her breasts hang down to her waist
Kelly was brave, always putting her life on the line
She escaped so many traps her lives were much more than nine
Some say her mind was slipping no longer sharp
But her confusion came from her habit of drinking four bottles of wine
They still wear their bikinis, swim suit, and short dresses
They strap on their high heels and strut down the hall
They still act like the did in their twenties
Except for when they break their hip in a high heel caused fall
They still can’t help but flirt
And use their feminine wiles
But their seduction is not appreciated
As they uncomfortably move trying to ease their piles
They were once young, brave, and strong
They got by using their wits
Now they are a constant cause of complaint
When they flash the lunch staff their tits
Java Bean: "Ayyy, old habits die hard I guess!"
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