Poetry Thursday

 

This week's inspiration from the Two Spoiled Cats

At Wal-Mart you can find whatever floats your boat

You can find an inexpensive winter coat

If you injegested a toxin they have the antidote

And every third Thursday of the month you can get a half off goat

Goat

Goat

You can get half off a goat

Timmy got a shovel to build a moat

Mary some new pens to write a note

Gloria some pills for her sore throat

While Sarah bought a goat

Goat

Goat

Sarah’s going to have fun with that goat

For school Sam bought books to find a quote

He was an A student and he liked to gloat

For a birthday present Bobby got his dad a universal remote

While Sarah bought pants for her goat 

Goat

Goat

Sarah’s going to put pants on her goat

Elizabeth visited the pharmacy to get something for bloat

Danny was in clearance since his boss to him he had no choice but to demote

Sonja bought perfume to impress her new dreamboat

Sarah bought a clicker thinking she could train her goat

Goat 

Goat

Sarah thinks she can teach roll over to a goat

The fight between Mary and Jane over a half off microwave was cut throat

Johnny tried to find something with his grandfather’s birthday gift: A crisp c-note

Steven looked for shoes to wear on his new speedboat

Sarah bought cereal filled with oats for her goat

Goat

Goat

Sarah is going to give diarrehea to her goat.  

Senator Asher bought a new suit to get out the vote

Mrs. Smith bought the new Grisham book to see what he wrote

Tommy put back the candy he was going to steal remembering that if he did  God would smote

Sarah didn’t notice the hair on the back of her head had been eaten by the goat

Goat

Goat

Sarah is going to need a wig thanks to her goat

People got in line with everything they could tote

As they prepaped to pay with a banknote

They realized the store was not honoring what they did promote.

‘I am not paying full price for a flabby, flat assed, tattooed woman,’’

said the goat

Goat

Goat

You can’t put one over on a goat.