Suzy thought her dad was a superhero because he wore a cape
Her mother told her that her dad stole her bike because he was too lazy to walk down the road to vape
And that he didn't wear a cape to impress
But liked to squeeze himself into mommy’s dress
His neighbors considered him crazed zealot
Because he rode on a tiny bike with a pink helmet
With a pink top and skirt to match
He gave the neighbors a reason to look for a new flat.
Suzy said he rode off to fight crime
Her mom said if the crime was uphill they would get away because her dad could not climb
Suzy said the villains feared him
Her mom was worried Suzy and her dad were equally dim
Suzy’s mom didn’t know how much longer she could put up with his idiosyncraties
And his belief in conspiracies
She had vowed to death do their part
But did that mean staying with someone who got trespassed for riding his bike in the produce mart
One day into town came the O’Brien gang
And where they went crime did reign
With little trouble they chased off the police force
And took over the town as a matter of course
Only one man stood between the town and ruin
And their ignoring the constitution
Suzy’s dad rode up on his bike
And the O’Brien gang who a Gypsy had told could only be defeated by a grown man in a pink dress on a bike ran in fright
Suzy hugged her dad, a man who was truly super
Who chased off the gang like a shark scared by Matt Hooper
And Suzy’s mom no longer thought her husband was a zero
But a true hero
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