Tim and Mary were together forever.
And were ready to undergo a great endeavor
But Tim kept thinking however
There was something he couldn't place which would cause their love to sever
Mary thought she knew what was best
Which for her would be a tryst
With Tim a man better than rest
How could he resist
Tim had thought he was the man for the job
And was anxiously looking for her to polish his knob
But then he saw a familiar spot on her back which made him want to get a swab
Or face the wrath of a lynch mob
Mary could not explain his lack of interest
Like a new bride ignoring wedding pages on pinterest
His urges he was trying to repress
And looked away when she flashed her breasts
Tim waited for the results with a pressing presage
As he kept looking at his phone for the message
And one day he thought what was wrong with from her a little massage
And almost caused an unwanted expressage
Then Tim got the news he did not want like no other
And thank God his baser instincts he was able to smother
The spot on Mary’s back was just like his mother
And he told Mary he was her half brother
Mary said it was no reason for him to go
She didn't want kids and loved him so
And he realized his sister was a nympho
But she was hot and available and like an Dragonstone Targaryen he chose to go with the flow
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