Thursday, July 30, 2026

Thursday Poetry

 





Once again Angel Sammys and and Teddys Pawetatonc have challenged us to write a poem about the picture below.  Please to enjoy




Tim and Mary were together forever. 

And were ready to undergo a great endeavor

But Tim kept thinking however

There was something he couldn't place which would cause their love to sever


Mary thought she knew what was best

Which for her would be a tryst

With Tim a man better than rest

How could he resist


Tim had thought he was the man for the job

And was anxiously looking for her to polish his knob

But then he saw a familiar spot on her back which made him want to get a swab

Or face the wrath of a lynch mob


Mary could not explain his lack of interest

Like a new bride ignoring wedding pages on pinterest

His urges he was trying to repress

And looked away when she flashed her breasts


Tim waited for the results with a pressing presage

As he kept looking at his phone for the message

And one day he thought what was wrong with from her a little massage

And almost caused an unwanted expressage


Then Tim got the news he did not want like no other

And thank God his baser instincts he was able to smother

The spot on Mary’s back was just like his mother

And he told Mary he was her half brother


Mary said it was no reason for him to go

She didn't want kids and loved him so

And he realized his sister was a nympho

But she was hot and available and like an Dragonstone Targaryen he chose to go with the flow




11 comments:

  1. you made my day... its so amazing what rhymes you found... masterpiece!!!

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  2. Funny poem and a bit on the crazy side but I'm laughing.

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  3. Oh, lawd, I did not see that last verse coming LOOOL

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  4. That didn't end the way I thought it would.

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  5. Interesting twist at the end. :)

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  6. That's funny and very creative, bravo!!!

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  7. Well, that's quite an outcome! You and the couple are very daring.

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  8. Java Bean: "Ayyy, I guess now we know who is going to sit on the Iron Throne. And by 'Iron Throne' I mean—"
    Lulu: "STOP TALKING."

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