Welcome to Poetry Thursday!
Here is the photo our friend Sam posted to inspire us
All her friends thought it would be a botch
When Martha married a Sasquatch
The first few years were filled with glee
Except when, on the floor, he did pee
But soon they grew apart
She growing weary of his tendency to shed and fart
They decided to go to counseling
To pull their marriage out of the downswing
But Bigfoot could not fit in her Prius
And after peeing on the floor was barred from the bus
So they took the subway
Where peeing on the floor was okay
The counselor said their marriage was hopeless
And it was best if they ended this mess
Then they sadly took the subway back home
With Martha wishing she had married a gnome
They thought they were headed to happily ever after
Where their life would be filled with laughter
But now they would both be on their own
As Sasquatch returned to parts unknown
That is both sad and hilarious. Well done. Brilliant!
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ReplyDeleteHugs Cecilia
Great job! You have such a fertile imagination.
ReplyDeleteThat was such a clever and fun poem!
ReplyDeleteGreat job on the poem. Interesting take on the photo. :)
ReplyDeletewe are rolling on the floor with laughter...omg that is good stuff hahahaha
ReplyDeleteRiver, your poem is brilliant and very clever. She wished she had married a gnome, BOL, BOL!!!!! XOX Xena, Lucy and Chia
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Martha gave him a package or two of Depends as a parting gift ...
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